Cum for you random chat
Hi, did your license get suspended for driving all these girls crazy? You can call me the Garbagewoman, cause I wanna handle your junk. " I'm not a construction worker, but I would like to use your wood. "I'm trying to quit smoking, wanna give me a new oral fixation?
My beaver is bored and wants to play, do you have any wood for my beaver today I'd like to name a multiple orgasm after you. "Hi, i'm wasted but this condom in my pocket doesn't have to be." "Hi, i'm writing a phone book, can I have your number? Would you like a gin and platonic or a Scotch and sofa?
Put yourself in the shoes of someone who is visiting your profile.
Say you want to come across as sweet, but with a sexy side. If not, balance your photos a bit better (have some that show you being sweet, some that show you being sexy, with the balance being about what your personal sweet:sexy ratio is), insert a few more salacious comments among the cute ones, and check it out again.
You think you could handle my p*ssy or is it too much for you?
I may not be Dairy Queen, baby, but I'll treat you right!
That’s the beauty of a network that knows no boundaries…unlimited options for everyone.
And if you find that the people YOU like are out of your league, well then start running laps and learning a new language, because online dating with not help you fake out someone for long, buddy.
Not only will this lead to inevitable disappointment for your date, it will also end with inevitable embarrassment on your part when your date walks out on you, comments on how much weight you’ve gained or hair you’ve lost since you took the photo on the site, or asks you where the tattoo went (this is an actual story I was told..apparently a guy that the storyteller went on a date with had Photoshopped a tattoo onto his arm in order to strike up a conversation with the girl, who liked tattoos…she was not amused when she found out).
) Because my Taco Bell is open Put a dollar bill on your head and when he asks what you did that for tell him its all you can eat for under a dollar Are you a burger cuz you can be the meat between my buns I'm wearing Revlon Colorstay Lipstick, want to help me test the claim that it won't kiss off? I know you think im sexy, I know you think im fine, but just like all the other guys get a number and wait in line I will be a Dixie Chick and you be my cowboy...
I could hear your cock talking and it just told me to blow you....
This means you have a lot of opportunities to shine, but also a whole lot of opportunities to foul up big time.
Starting out, know what image you are trying to get across and what story you want to tell. Are you as sweet as candy, cause I want to lick you like a lollypop.